We know you imagine yourself draped in ancient robes and wielding awesome ninja weapons. So what are you waiting for?...  

From magical girls to action heroes, we've got 'em all! Which one are you?  

Put your diamond tools in a safe place, it's time to find out how you'd die in 'Minecraft'!  

Don't worry, the number of questions is under 9,000.  

Not everyone gets a happy ending.  

They can't all be zombie bites.  

Stare into the void, by which we mean 'The Big Bang Theory'.  

Why have a stag when you could have a celebrity?  

We always knew you were god-like.  

But seriously, don't ever own any of these.